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Villain Too Many Children of Destiny, I Choose to Lie Flat – Chapter 475

Chapter 475: Your Potting Skills Are Truly Impressive

“White Feng…”

Little Jiu leapt onto Bai Feng’s lap, tilting her head up with what looked like a bit of a pout on her face.

“What’s up?” Bai Feng casually tousled her hair twice. “Getting bored of the game?”

“I feel like you’re scamming me,” Little Jiu said, flicking his hand away with a slight frown. “This game doesn’t even last half an hour per round. If I speed it up, it’s even shorter! Why do I have to cultivate for an entire hour just for a single short round? There should be at least a one-to-one ratio between playtime and cultivation time!”

Bai Feng continued reaching out to try and pet her head and ears, still throwing a rebuttal: “But isn’t there an endless mode later on?”

“But once your weapon’s formed, it’s just afk grinding—no need to operate at all!”

Little Jiu once again swatted his hand away, but Bai Feng didn’t seem discouraged. She transformed into human form and grabbed the hand that was trying to stroke her head.

Seeing her bellyful of fury, it was pretty obvious she was genuinely mad—so mad she even materialized into her human form.

“How about I make you a few new maps and characters?”

Little Jiu shook her head without hesitation. “No! No modifications to the cultivation time—no dice!”

“Then, I’ll make a new game for you,” Bai Feng said casually. He saw her hesitation soften just a bit and seized the moment, placing his hand on her head, gently rubbing her soft ears.

“Don’t, don’t touch my ears!” Little Jiu tried to block him with her hands.

“Then just retract your ears,” Bai Feng said, extending his other hand to hold her close in his arms, still nonchalantly massaging her ears. “After all, once you take form, you can choose to expose or hide your monster traits, right?”

“…Ugh, I told you—stop rubbing my ears!”

But Little Jiu seemed oblivious, still struggling in his embrace, her words a bit muffled.

A faint smile crept onto Bai Feng’s lips. He loosened his grip, rubbing her head again: “Alright, alright, I won’t rub anymore. So, do you want to try this new game?”

“…Yes!”

After hesitating for a few seconds, Little Jiu nodded—if it meant Bai Feng would keep working on the game, then playing for an hour of cultivation wasn’t such a big deal.

“Good. Give me your Image Retainer.”

“You want to use my Image Retainer for this new game?” Little Jiu looked a little puzzled but handed it over anyway.

“Alright, this is a new game called Potato Brothers.” Bai Feng operated it briefly before handing it back. “It’s similar to the Immortal Cultivators Survivor game—automatic attack, monster fighting, but the gameplay has several differences.”

Little Jiu instinctively took the Retainer, glancing down at the new game interface, then at Bai Feng’s smiling face. She suddenly felt like she’d been set up.

“You, you already guessed I’d do this, huh?” She instantly spun around and pounced.

Bai Feng reached out, grabbing her ‘fangs-bared’ arms, then gently massaged her ears with his free hand. “Nope, this was just a burst of inspiration during my Immortal Cultivators Survivor gameplay, so I naturally made a new game.”

“Seriously, I told you—stop rubbing my ears!” Little Jiu swung her head, but her actions were gentle, almost as if she didn’t really want to shake him off.

“Alright, alright, no more ears. Hurry up and play the game—remember, one round equals one hour of cultivation.”

“Yep.”

Little Jiu nodded with a bit of annoyance but didn’t leave, nor did she transform back into her fox form. Instead, she kept in human shape, leaning against Bai Feng while launching into the new game.

Bai Feng watched her, sitting on his lap in a bit of a daze. It was a good chance—he wasn’t busy with complicated work, and her sitting still to play didn’t disturb him at all. In fact, he even started to suspect Little Jiu had been observing him all this time, knowing exactly what he was up to.

Ah well, let her sit if she wants—he could always have fun with that fuzzy big tail later.

Meanwhile, Little Jiu stared thoughtfully at the new game’s interface. She thought she’d be pretty proficient at similar games after the ordeal of the Immortal Cultivators Survivor, or at least have a good grasp of it. But this game was a little different.

In Immortal Cultivators Survivor, after defeating monsters, you’d drop Spirit Stones, which could be used to level up. Each level-up offered a new Spirit Tool or improved existing ones. When Spirit Tools maxed out, and if you had the right accessories, they could be upgraded into Immortality Artifacts.

But this game doesn’t promote immediate leveling—it’s split into multiple small rounds. After each round, you get an upgrade reward—choosing which attribute to boost. The game also features a random shop: weapons are not upgraded but bought, and the weapons no longer break through into celestial artifacts. Instead, you acquire accessories without limit to boost your character’s stats.

“Ugh, so hard to choose!”

Frowning, Little Jiu’s eyes flicked crazily between two items. Many of these items boosts certain stats but also weakens others—making the gameplay more strategic and unpredictable.

“This game doesn’t have the outside world to grow in—you can clear the first round with any character, but if you lose, don’t come crying to me!”

“Got it!”

After staring at the shop for a full minute, she finally decided to gamble. She would abandon defense and go all-in as a high-damage assassin.

But then, due to her low defense, she was careless and got wrecked by a big monster, then finished off by the bullets shot from smaller monsters behind her.

“…”

She looked up at Bai Feng.

“Don’t forget what you just said.”

“I… I!” Little Jiu hesitated for a few seconds, but the moment she realized she’d only played for a few minutes before needing a full hour of cultivation, she just couldn’t hold it in. She started crying and fussing right in his arms: “Can I sleep with my transformed appearance? I don’t want to cultivate for an hour just after a few minutes of gameplay!”

“Nope, how am I supposed to use you as a pillow if you’re like that?”

Little Jiu instantly protested, “But you often hug Yun Yue Yao when we’re together!”

Bai Feng silently looked down at her.

“That’s just in normal times!” Little Jiu, feeling a bit nervous under his gaze, hurriedly defended herself, even biting back: “But based on your reaction, you probably use Yun Yue Yao as a pillow when you sleep too, huh?”

“When did your standards get so low?”

Bai Feng sighed. He remembered that earlier, Little Jiu was quite resistant to his touch—now she not only accepted being a pillow but even wanted to be a human-shaped one.

“That’s all on you,” Little Jiu mumbled, averting her gaze. “If you didn’t push me to cultivate, and didn’t go after other foxes, I wouldn’t be like this…”

Wow, your potting skills are really top-notch.

“So, can you try to adjust your cultivation time a bit?”

“Let me think about it.”

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Villain Too Many Children of Destiny, I Choose to Lie Flat

Villain Too Many Children of Destiny, I Choose to Lie Flat

反派:气运之子太多,我摆烂了, 反派:氣運之子太多,我擺爛了
Score 6.6
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2024 Native Language: Chinese
Bai Feng transmigrated—and he has a younger sister born with Immortal Bones. He initially thought that as long as he clung tightly to his sister’s thigh, he could live a carefree life in this perilous world of cultivation. Until he woke up one day to discover that his mother was preparing to extract his sister’s Immortal Bones and implant them into him. Only then did he realize he was holding the villain script! Right at that moment, the System appeared. As long as he targeted any Child of Destiny and seized the Child of Destiny’s providence value, he could receive generous rewards. At the same time, however, if he plundered too much providence, it would draw the Child of Destiny’s wariness—or even outright hostility. Looking at the three Children of Destiny in this single city, Bai Feng decided—forget it! Whoever wants to be the villain can go ahead; there are already three Children of Destiny in this one city alone. He didn’t even dare imagine how many Children of Destiny might exist across the entire world. So, when the sects were recruiting disciples, he avoided that sect full of Children of Destiny. He also steered clear of those professions they frequented. Every day, he would just draw some ecchi arts, listen to music, and do whatever he felt like. Many years later, Tianji Tower had the opportunity to interview some Children of Destiny who were close to Bai Feng, asking them for their thoughts on him: Child of Destiny A: “No one understands Bai Feng better than I do. He’s nothing like the rumours that claim he coveted the Immortal Bones out of selfishness. On the contrary, he has no interest in Immortal Bones and has secretly been protecting his sister all this time.” Child of Destiny B: “Many people call me a Child of Destiny, someone fated by the heavens. But in my opinion, Brother Bai is the true favored son of heaven. He’s warmhearted and upright, walking the path of immortality with an ordinary body.” Meanwhile, Bai Feng, who was watching this interview, slowly tapped out a ‘?’ They’re slandering me! And you bunch of Children of Destiny—stay away from me!

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