Chapter 133: All About Keeping a Low Profile
The next morning.
The alarm went off.
Everyone sprang out of bed instinctively, operating on autopilot as they began washing up, fixing their hair, and getting dressed. You’d think they were prepping for a matchmaking convention!
Today marked the official start of classes, and everyone was required to gather in the classroom. Last night, while drinking, the trio bragged about making a grand entrance today, ready to secure their love interests with all their “years of dating experience.”
“Ouch! Who the heck just punched me in the back?” Dragon Brother, just getting up, felt a sudden sting in his back.
Glancing at the iodine and band-aids on the bedside table, the events of yesterday were slowly coming back to him.
He shrugged it off, leaped out of bed, tossed a towel over his shoulder, and headed towards the bathroom with his toothbrush and toothpaste.
As Li Long Long was brushing his teeth, he instinctively asked Dragon Brother, “You okay?”
“Yeah, I’m good,” Dragon Brother replied, splashing some water on his face before starting on his own teeth.
“You really stole the spotlight yesterday! That cool girl chasing after you to put on medicine? Man, even I, a big handsome guy, couldn’t get her to take the bait—I’m still in shock!” Huang Fei said, slathering gel in his hair like he was preparing for a photo sh**t.
“Can’t deny it, Old Dragon, you were fierce yesterday. You looked like a walking tomato; I swear, one punch from you could take out that old perv!” Xu Shuai chimed in, actually putting on a face mask—now that’s what I call dedication.
Huang Fei and Li Long Long nodded at Dragon Brother: “We’ve come to a unanimous decision: you are now the combat power ceiling of Dorm 147!”
Dragon Brother chuckled, “Yeah, right. Combat power ceiling?”
Amidst the laughter, everyone finished getting ready.
“How do I look with this hairstyle?” Huang Fei asked proudly after perfecting his do.
He’d been putting in the effort before school even started, just waiting for this moment.
“Handsome!”
“Looking good!”
“Can I borrow that?”
Huang Fei swiftly snatched up his gel and hugged it like a precious gem.
“Not today, maybe tomorrow!”
Dragon Brother watched his friends goofing around, laughing heartily.
Twenty minutes later, the four of them stepped outside.
Even though it was already September, the weather was still blazing hot.
All around were pairs of stunning long legs, especially since they were at T University—oh, the senior girls’ figures were out of this world! Thanks to their workouts, their legs and curves were definitely more eye-catching than the average.
In short, the entire campus was oozing with an intoxicating youthful vibe.
Watching his friends ogle at the beautiful legs around them, Dragon Brother couldn’t help but laugh at their creepiness.
Not him, though; he looked openly and honestly.
For any guy, the most perfect, most marvelous thing in the world is the body and curves of a girl.
Normal people are visual creatures; everyone loves looking at beautiful women—unless, of course, an excavator happens to be sitting next to them!
Before long, the four arrived at the entrance to Sports Class Three.
“Wait, wait! I think if we’re entering the classroom, we’ve got to make a statement. Ever seen ‘Boys Over Flowers’?” Huang Fei mused dreamily. “When we go in, we’ve gotta be cool and aloof—no looking around. We can’t attract the girls’ attention unless we stand out!”
“Who goes first?” Xu Shuai couldn’t contain his eagerness. After Huang Fei’s ‘top ten tips for chasing girls’ talk yesterday, Xu Shuai was starting to buy into Huang Fei’s wisdom.
“Old Dragon goes first! You’ve never been in a relationship; you set the pace!”
Huang Fei thought long and hard before continuing, “In terms of looks, you’re not quite on my level. If you walk in behind us, you might mess it up!”
“Then who goes last?” Li Long Long asked.
Huang Fei sighed, “Guess it’s time for me to step up! Let me take the last spot; I’m willing to carry all the pressure!”
With Huang Fei’s grand analysis and plan laid out, Dragon Brother was the first to stride confidently into the classroom.
By now, quite a few students were already there, and anyone entering would undoubtedly become the center of attention.
Facing all those gazes, Dragon Brother flashed a warm smile and took a quick look around before heading to the back row.
Seeing Dragon Brother enter, Li Long Long took a deep breath and walked in with one hand in his pocket.
No glancing, a slight smirk on his face, he even flicked his bangs for dramatic effect.
Feeling the eyes on him yet trying desperately to resist looking back was thrilling but made his scalp tingle!
Li Long Long paused mid-stride to toss his hair, causing a slight delay.
Before he could reach his seat, Xu Shuai had already swaggered in, hands in his pockets.
Seeing Li Long Long still en route to his spot made his face twitch; he considered retreating to walk in again but resisted—too obvious!
Dragon Brother could’ve held his laughter, but seeing Xu Shuai looking lost in that moment had him in stitches. Who knew college life could be this entertaining?
No sooner had they had their fun than Huang Fei strutted in.
Back straight, no looking around, with his watch-wearing hand casually on his phone, he pretended to type a message while tilting his head and smiling—masterfully nonchalant.
At least he had the cool factor down to a tee.
Once seated, he instantly reverted to his casual self: “So, how many girls were checking me out just now?”
“Lots! So many! Wow, our class girls are bursting with energy!”
“Totally! I could almost feel the weight of all those gazes on me—it was exhilarating.”
“Dragon Brother, did you spot any girl you liked? We can help you woo her!”
“What? Aren’t we all here for the girls?” Dragon Brother laughed.
The great lover, who’d strolled through a sea of flowers, left with not a petal in his hand.
The romantic knight who had twice turned down girls doting on him.
And the love king, who sifted through thousands of streams just to choose a single drop, committed to never settling!
Yet now, it felt like they hadn’t seen girls before…
The three immediately protested.
“How could it be just for girls?”
“We have aspirations too!”
“Do you underestimate us?”
Xu Shuai declared, “I play badminton like a pro!”
Li Long Long chimed in, “I can jump super high!”
Huang Fei added, “I can run like the wind!”
Dragon Brother smirked, “Wow, look at you! Turns out you’re all just hiding your true talents…”
