Chapter 94: Me, the Yellow-Haired Guy, Will Never Have Twisted Thoughts!
“Pick Flowers?”
Back then, Yun Zhonghe rummaged through his dictionary for ages but still couldn’t quite figure out what “pick flowers” truly meant.
Finally, after carefully observing Mu Jixue and Lin Zhongyu’s bashful looks, he gingerly guessed, “Urinate?”
The moment those words came out, Lin Zhongyu’s face flushed so red that it looked like it could drip bl**d. She let out an “awwww” sound of grievance, filled with immense shame.
“You guy, can you speak more politely? What do you mean by urina… urinate? I can’t hold it!”
Mu Jixue jumped up to protect Lin Zhongyu, waving her arms wildly, but ended up squirming in discomfort herself. She then hunched down despondently.
Both of them seemed to be just about ready to let something slip.
Trapped in a sealed room, small and cramped, a man and two women; anything untoward happening wouldn’t be surprising at all.
Mu Jixue was about to explode from frustration. She couldn’t understand how this happened; they just absorbed some spirit milk, and now everyone’s bladder was acting up.
What twisted form of punishment was this?
At that moment, Yun Zhonghe noticed a small inscription on the wall:
“For treasure seekers, waste materials must remain.”
It basically meant that anyone who took the treasure had to leave behind some garbage as part of the exchange.
Yun Zhonghe deduced that not only did the spirit milk need to be refined using formations, but special materials were also required to blend with it—similar to alchemy.
Although Yun Zhonghe wasn’t very adept at alchemy, the Yun family ensured its clan members were well-educated, even if it was the most basic knowledge of herbs.
He might not be proficient, but he had to at least understand the fundamentals. Otherwise, walking around outside, he’d miss out on many opportunities if he couldn’t tell good resources from bad ones.
Yun Zhonghe remembered, actually, the human body can produce valuable herbs—known as “Human Yellow” and “Golden Juice.”
“Human Yellow” simply referred to excrement, while “Golden Juice” meant pee.
Ah, quite a pungent piece of information.
In summary, a cultivator’s “Golden Juice” and “Human Yellow” were quite valuable. After all, they absorb spiritual energy every day, and even their waste would carry a trace of it. Plus, as cultivators eat high-quality food, the residuals could be refined into treasures, theoretically speaking.
But let’s be realistic. Cultivators have pride, none would collect such filth to brew their own waste.
Imagine if every cave dwelling or sect were filled with stench!
Yet demons don’t care much about these things. Especially since the Immortal Alliance unified the cultivation world, demonic cultivators can access limited resources; even “Human Yellow” and “Golden Juice” can be utilized if used cleverly.
Now, Yun Zhonghe understood why the Spider Woman captured so many human cultivators instead of killing them immediately—to exploit their waste and refine it here.
As for why Mu Jixue and Lin Zhongyu felt the urge after absorbing the spirit milk, it was probably due to some natural chemical process that encouraged bodily functions. However, it didn’t affect demonic cultivators, so the Spider Woman left it alone.
Just thinking about the spirit milk being made from these waste products made Yun Zhonghe feel conflicted.
Of course, Golden Juice isn’t supposed to be directly added to this room—it’d be too dirty, and the chamber seemed relatively clean.
Thus, Yun Zhonghe circled around and indeed found a slot designed for material input.
“It seems we must add enough materials before the door will open.”
Yun Zhonghe reasoned.
“Huh? Materials? What kind?”
Mu Jixue’s face was already pale from holding it in.
Yun Zhonghe revealed his suspicions to the two lovely ladies.
Their eyes widened in shock.
“What’s the joke? This demonic setup is so bizarre!”
Mu Jixue was about to lose it.
“Brother Yun, your speculation… can’t be wrong, right…”
Even Lin Zhongyu shot him a doubtful look.
Yun Zhonghe remained serious, “Shouldn’t be wrong. I could send a spirit message to notify others outside to help unlock it from there, but it’s uncertain how long it’d take. Without Golden Core power, one can’t force open the door; we’ll need to call Master Youyue. But I fear…”
Yun Zhonghe didn’t finish his thought.
He feared both might lose control, resulting in worse embarrassment.
“This…”
Mu Jixue was torn. She didn’t want to appear clumsy in front of others. Yet she dreaded showing vulnerability in front of Yun Zhonghe.
But Yun Zhonghe was indifferent. He wasn’t interested in their physical states. His righteous gaze focused solely on helping his friend.
So Yun Zhonghe didn’t wait for their permission. He rummaged through his bag and retrieved two large ceramic bottles.
“These should be sufficient for both of you. Rest assured, I’ll turn my back and block my senses. I won’t know a thing.”
Such a gentlemanly gesture, without a hint of mischief in his innocent eyes.
After all, how could he take risks with Feng Aotian involved.
Forcing himself to stay pure, especially considering Feng Aotian’s position…
That moment brought varied complications for both.
For Mu Jixue, it was a matter of awkwardness over refusal.
For Lin Zhongyu, Yun Zhonghe seemed to lack any interest, which was bewildering.
Not to boast, she found herself to be fairly attractive, besides having slightly smaller br*asts, her legs were great. And who knew what growth could lie ahead?
But here Yun Zhonghe displayed no tension, which puzzled her.
Though she admired his straightforward demeanor, he almost seemed too much of a gentleman.
“Alright, hurry up. Tap my shoulder when you’re done. I promise, without a tap, I won’t sneak a peek.”
Constant reassurance, affirming his reliability, despite this unexpected predicament.
Even if he dies, he won’t have twisted thoughts about them!
Mu Jixue & Lin Zhongyu: …
They exchanged glances, and each turned crimson. Forced situation.
“I-I understand. Turn around now. Peek, and I’ll poke your eyes out!”
Mu Jixue warned, though her tone lacked the usual ferocity, and Yun Zhonghe almost found her soft voice pleasant.
With these thoughts in mind, he turned around, covered his eyes with a cloth, and blocked his senses.
Only after these precautions did Mu Jixue and Lin Zhongyu awkwardly take off their panties and aim for the bottle necks.
