Sure, here is your comedic translation:
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Chapter Four Hundred and Sixty-Two: Mid-Rank Magical Treasure Snowcloud Sword
“Ahh~ Master, you’re diving in so deep!”
“Ugh! So thick and big! It feels stuffed to the brim, almost too much to take!”
“Heat’s rising, the whole body’s hot… Ha… Ha! Ahh!!”
These slightly mocking moans rang out unexpectedly at Yun Zhonghe’s place, tinged with an indescribable hint of flirtation.
The sound of Snowcloud Sword enjoying herself made everyone imagine all sorts of things, as if a romantic fog had enveloped the air.
As the moaning grew louder, waves of heat seemed to ripple through the air.
Yet, Yun Zhonghe had a look of helplessness and confusion on his face: “We’re just merging the sword essence with the spiritual sword. Can we, like, not make it seem so dramatic?”
Currently, Snowcloud Sword was in her sword spirit form, leering coquettishly with a mischievous smile. She stuck out her tongue and said teasingly: “Haha, it’s because Master you are absent-minded, so I’m giving you some excitement.”
Okay, okay—what Snowcloud Sword said is true. Yun Zhonghe definitely was out of it, and this was partly thanks to Mu Jixue.
But thanks to Snowcloud Sword, he completely forgot his previous state of mind and focused fully on merging the sword essence into Snowcloud Sword.
Using the sword essence is not complicated; you only need to guide spiritual energy to slowly inject the power from the essence into the spiritual sword.
However, it requires technique to do it right. Mishaps can cause the spiritual sword to shatter under the force of the sword essence.
Fortunately, Snowcloud Sword has a sword spirit capable of absorbing the essence precisely, avoiding any risk of shattering.
When Qin Wushuang had worried, that was unnecessary, mainly because he didn’t know the sword already had a mature spirit.
Sword spirits rule!
“Yes, yes, I’m super soft and fragrant! Want to test the juice?” she exclaimed.
Snowcloud Sword blew Yun Zhonghe a kiss.
Her playful manner made Yun Zhonghe reach out and gently pinch her cheeks seriously: “Don’t tease the master! Stay serious!”
Ugh, why does she always say absurd stuff?
“Juice?”
At that moment, Chen Leling, sitting on the side, tilted her head curiously, and without thinking, chimed in.
Yun Zhonghe’s expression turned instantly alarming.
“Juice? Juice!”
Chen Leling mimicked what Snowcloud Sword just said.
Yun Zhonghe swiftly covered Chen Leling’s mouth, fearing she might say something embarrassing: “No, no, Leling. Good kids don’t talk like that.”
Confused and innocent, Chen Leling’s eyes widened with big question marks, clearly not understanding why she couldn’t say such things.
Even Snowcloud Sword couldn’t help but exclaim awkwardly: “Oh dear…”
Yun Zhonghe scolded her: “Snowcloud Sword, don’t corrupt Leling. No talking like that in front of children.”
Snowcloud Sword grinned cluelessly, showing no remorse for her actions.
Suddenly, the sword essence turned into a white light and completely merged into Snowcloud Sword.
Glowing dazzlingly, she emitted numerous tiny stars like fireworks bursting in the sky, stunningly beautiful.
“Wow, so pretty~”
Even Chen Leling couldn’t help but widen her eyes and marvel.
As the starlight faded, Snowcloud Sword felt a surge of overwhelming strength inside her. Now, she had ascended to become a mid-rank magical treasure—much stronger!
“Master, look, look! Hasn’t something changed for me?”
Snowcloud Sword jumped around happily like she got new clothes, excited.
Yun Zhonghe looked her over: “Hmm, nothing seems different.”
Snowcloud Sword acted mysteriously: “Really? Feel how smooth and snow-white my skin has become, and how soft my chest is now. Want to feel how it’s changed?”
She winked, genuinely hoping Yun Zhonghe would touch her.
“Cough!” Yun Zhonghe coughed dryly and quickly sobered up, becoming serious again: “Leling is here!”
“Ha ha, you’re blushing!” Snowcloud Sword giggled and leaned close to Yun Zhonghe’s ear: “Actually, I found another change after ascending. That membrane seems to have healed… ”
Yun Zhonghe: “? ? ?”
He stared at her, wide-eyed in disbelief.
A healing membrane upon ascending? Really?
But looking at the mischievous twinkle in her eye and her smirking grin, he wasn’t sure if it was real or a joke.
Snowcloud Sword lightly bumped him with her chest playfully: “Go ahead and try it yourself. Find out. Or maybe tonight…”
Winking, she continued with sultry eyes.
Experience is everything. If it hurts, we’ll know.
Yun Zhonghe felt a surge of fiery desire from her words and actions. He grabbed Snowcloud Sword and tossed her aside sternly: “Stop fooling around, turn back into the spiritual sword. I gotta keep training.”
She landed steadily, still smiling at Yun Zhonghe, clearly amused by his blushing embarrassment.
Even though they’ve done this many times before, she can still get to him like this.
Thinking about a new pose she learned from Tao Jiu’er, Snowcloud Sword was itching to try it out again.
What if Yun Zhonghe liked it?
But he didn’t respond, leaving her frustrated.
She didn’t really want to turn back into a sword immediately after gaining strength.
So she dragged Chen Leling off to play.
Watching Snowcloud Sword leading Chen Leling away, Yun Zhonghe felt worried she’d corrupt her.
Exhaling deeply, Yun Zhonghe felt today’s mood was like autumn leaves whipped by wind—chaotic and unsteady.
Obviously, Mu Jixue’s advance approach brought unexpected shock and excitement, speeding up his heartbeat and disrupting his thoughts.
This thrilling feeling kept him awake all night!
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I hope this translation conveys the intended comedic tone!
