409. The Traffic Jam
The teacher for this class was a bald, chubby middle-aged man, the kind you see in all the adult animations.
Despite his less-than-captivating lectures that could bore a snail, the students surprisingly grew rather fond of him.
It wasn’t because he was entertaining; in fact, he was mind-numbingly dull. The main reason was that he simply didn’t care what the students did during class.
Even when Yan Xinya suddenly interrupted with a loud “Aah!” he just shot her a glance and continued droning on.
Attendance was handled with equal indifference. Lowering his head and scribbling as though completing a mundane task, he didn’t care if someone shouted “Present!” — whether their voice matched the gender on the roll call or not, everyone got a tick.
By the end of the class, only half the students were left. But the teacher, oblivious to the exodus, sipped his tea and kept lecturing as if he was chatting with a wall.
“Ning Chu, you can sign up for electives next week,” Yan Xinya cheerfully nudged.
“Wanna sign up for yoga with us?” she asked, leaning in with a cheeky grin.
“Hmm, I’ll think about it,” Ning Chu replied with a nonchalant shrug.
“Come on, just sign up~”
“I want to see what Wen Yang is signing up for first…”
Ning Chu found electives to be a hassle and frowned as she glanced at Wen Yang, who was still intent on the lecture.
If she left him to sign up for something else, there would definitely be a bad woman trying to snag him. But if she signed him up for yoga, it would be filled with girls, and he might attract more bad women…
And besides, he probably had no interest in yoga anyway.
Noticing Ning Chu’s gaze, Wen Yang looked up and calmly stated, “I’m thinking of signing up for basketball or history.”
He wasn’t particularly skilled at basketball but wanted to practice a bit, and history was one of his interests.
“Okay then, I’ll sign up for yoga with Xinya~” Ning Chu said, relieved to settle on that option.
She leaned on her desk and began discussing what kind of yoga clothes to buy with Yan Xinya while her mind raced with ways to deal with the bad woman duo from the Student Council.
Right now, it seemed there was no way to cope!
Even if Wen Yang wasn’t completely smitten by those two, just seeing that bad woman approach him daily sent Ning Chu’s bl**d pressure skyrocketing.
In the little emperor narrative she was caught up in, those sisters had more than a dash of masochism; even if Wen Yang told them off, they would probably just grin and nod.
What could she do? It was her own writing…
But today, Aunt Flo was being merciful and her flow was practically nonexistent; she estimated she’d be done by tomorrow.
Ning Chu poked Wen Yang playfully in the side.
“Hmm?” Wen Yang turned to Little Succubus, only to find her cheeks flushed and her gaze evasive.
“I have an idea.”
“What if we run through the plots in advance? Wouldn’t that stop them from happening?”
He blinked, recalling those various plot lines from the novel, struggling to keep a straight face.
Well, that would be wonderful!
Anything from prop play to binding play, and let’s forget that last one — too risky! Better to keep his little succubus in hiding.
Ning Chu buried her bright red face in her arms.
Seeing Wen Yang’s eager nod, she pulled out her mobile phone and checked the short storylines involving the sisters.
One involved the younger sister binding the male lead, dragging the older sister into the mix. Another had the younger sister tying up the older one and sending her to the male lead’s bed. And there was the public bathroom scene where the sisters were covering their mouths while the male lead pinned them against the wall.
It looked like each one was a tall order…
Especially the third one. Although safer than a wild goose chase, it would still be risky to get caught!
Moreover, Ning Chu had to play both parts, taking on the weight of two people. Even the little succubus wouldn’t get a break… But then again, the little emperor story was 90% gory scenes, so the plot wouldn’t be all that logical.
Having not fully eaten for days and looking at those three plot descriptions, her face was like a furnace. As her mind conjured the images, she felt herself becoming increasingly aware, leading to an excited little reaction from the nearby succubus detector.
Wen Yang sensed something was off. Sniffing the familiar scent, he looked down at Ning Chu who was still resting on the desk.
Though he couldn’t see her face, her little pointed ears were blushy red, and her exposed neck was a lovely shade of blush.
This was…
He initially thought it was just the succubus nature, but he noticed Ning Chu didn’t appear restless — just coy and bashful.
Looks like the yellow essence was taking over.
Watching adult animations in class and actually feeling something — incredible!
“Ning Chu~”
Yan Xinya wrinkled her nose and leaned in with a teasing grin.
“Get away!”
Wolf Girl pushed her face away with an exaggerated shove. “Hey~ I can smell the succubus vibes from your dorm every night! What’s there to be shy about?”
“Xinya!” Lily immediately exclaimed, wrapping her arms around Yan Xinya’s neck. “Stop talking nonsense!”
Ning Chu raised her head, the pink flush on her cheeks still lingering, but her curiosity shattered the yellow fog in her mind.
She looked incredulously at Lily’s frosty face. “I thought Lily only got like this during… you know…”
So, she plays with toys every night?
“Maybe I’ve just been pent up at home during winter break? Ouch!”
Lily bit her lip, having tugged at Yan Xinya’s tail playfully.
Despite the bickering being quiet, Wen Yang—sitting nearby—still heard everything clearly.
He quietly got up to create some distance between them and Ning Chu.
He was almost losing focus on the class.
Ning Chu rested her chin on her hand, watching Lily and Yan Xinya go at it, while still formulating her upcoming plans.
She decided to tackle one of the simpler sister-related plots with Wen Yang first, testing the waters a bit.
If they could complete a plot ahead of time, they might disrupt the original little emperor narrative, and Ning Chu thought her horns might grow quite a bit overnight. If they could finish early, the sisters’ connection with Wen Yang would be severed, and he might lose interest.
It was worth a shot.
Just worried he might go too hard…
Ning Chu sighed in distress.
She did not want to become a succubus consumed by desires, unable to function without a guy.
But it seemed her mind was already swimming in yellow paint…
In the past, there’s no way she would have considered this kind of plan! She would have faced the sister duo head-on, repeatedly trying to convince Wen Yang not to buckle under any dating pressure.
“The bell has rung!”
As soon as the class ended, Yan Xinya sprang up and tugged at Lily to head out. “I’m starving! Let’s go eat breakfast in the cafeteria!”
“It’s all the Student Council’s fault for not allowing breakfast in class!”
Wen Yang was packing up his textbooks to head to the next classroom.
He glanced at Ning Chu, whose face was still flushed, looked around, and then quietly inquired, “When’s Aunt Flo leaving?”
“Probably tomorrow? Hard to say,” she replied.
“Tomorrow, huh…”
Wen Yang nodded, a hint of disappointment flickering across his face.
“Once Aunt Flo leaves, I guess we can’t…”
Ning Chu was checking online while speaking.
She couldn’t help but feel let down, muttering softly, “Such a long wait~”
One succubus and one little emperor, both young and still fresh to the worldly pleasures, and yet Aunt Flo was the great barrier.
Now they understood why there’s an expression about the “Aunt Flo roadblock” before marriage.
Of course, Ning Chu wasn’t aiming for gory scenes; she just wanted to complete the sister plot quickly and stop the bad woman from harassing Wen Yang.
