Former Hero Streamer – Chapter 151

Chapter: The Charm of Mama’s Thighs Clip

“Wouldn’t it be nice if the door was a bit smaller…?”

“Look at that card, Friede, is it gold?”

LAmpadu: “What exactly are you seeing, Teacher?”

ㄴㅇㅇ: “Of course it’s that golden shine. Such a shame. ^^”

ㄴ티끌모아파산: “This is too much… really too much…”

ㅇㅇ: “The colors on the live stream were crazy, lol.”

지크가터벨트: “Honestly, you’ve outdone yourself.”

ㄴ일광소검: “I’ve never seen such a beautiful leg exaggerated like that.”

ㄴㅇㅇ: “Watching that showmanship, I think even Friede enjoys it secretly.”

ㄴ누나를먹는미디르: “Beautiful people know what their weapons are, after all.”

ㄴ김깨뚤라꾸: “More glamorous than anyone, while also being the most lewd, sis.”

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Why the Semi-Transparent Glass Door is Legendary

일광소검: “Look at that massive shadow in the chest area, guess the size!”

“The shape already kills. That massive mass is standing proud.”

“Is Friede’s chest real? It really is majestic.”

yaSergei: “Gold down there, and a massive mountain up top—this is the peak of feng shui!”

ㄴㅇㅇ: “Are you… Master Doseon of feng shui?”

ㄴ누나를먹는미디르: “Master Doseon crying in agony…ㅠㅠ”

김깨뚤라꾸: “By the way, didn’t some weeb say Friede’s chest is an I cup (あい)?”

ㄴ지크가터벨트: “Was that real?”

ㄴLAmpadu: “At this point, I can’t help but admit it—Friede’s chest is an I cup.”

ㄴ세숫대야: “For real, Mama’s figure is unreal. Mama… hug me. (Cue meme of hanging by a thread.)”

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Doesn’t Friede Sister Ever Do Any Photo Shoots?

누나를먹는미디르: “Even if it means getting caught by my wife and ending up divorced, I want to buy it when it comes out.”

“I don’t wish for nude or underwear shots, just a swimsuit would be nice.”

티끌모아파산: “At this point, your wife is really a Pong Pong sister.”

지크가터벨트: “And here we go, another family is ruined.”

세숫대야: “So gay…”

hope5555: “Breaking news! Military magazine plastered with Friede on the cover!”

ㄴㅇㅇ: “Soldiers are losing sleep from hearing the sound of dog tags shaking every night!”

ㄴ일광소검: “The Minister of Defense, after much thought, appoints Friede as a Defense Ambassador! Friede, visiting military bases!”

ㄴ김깨뚤라꾸: “What’s a streamer even gonna do at a military base? Walk around naked or something, you fools?”

ㄴㄹㄹ: “For real, though!”

ㄴhope5555: “What a buildup. Is this a plot leak ahead?”

붉은연꽃: “I’m reporting all of this to sis, you jerks!”

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Forming’s Sudden Stream Cut Was So Rude!

LAmpadu: “Friede’s fine with it, but look at how Forming got all super flustered and abruptly ended it.”

“So you’re just gonna watch and gawk, huh?”

“From now on, Forming is considered an indefinite virtual enemy!”

ㅇㅇ: “So annoying… excessively annoying…”

ㄹㄹ: “Forming’s crazy obsession with Friede… that’s just impressive, huh?”

일광소검: “Anyway, I bet he’ll go live again around dinner time. Said he’s planning a dinner mukbang.”

김깨뚤라꾸: “Seems he’s shown all the features of the camping car. Just gotta enjoy the rest while camping.”

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After Dayaeng’s abrupt cut, the community instantly became a hot topic. It was Friede, who courageously streamed after a long while and even live at night.

The luxurious vibes from the stylish camping car and the romantic fantasy of camping in a lovely spot with Friede as the icing on the cake were enough to capture attention.

Moreover, there was even a surprise shower scene from Friede. Although obscured by frosted glass, making it hard to see skin or even silhouette, it only fueled the viewers’ imaginations, making everyone keenly alert.

And the cherry on top was Friede’s long, bare legs.

The smooth ceramic-like glow and lines, with healthy yet soft white skin, would leave anyone slack-jawed in astonishment. Even as Dayaeng desperately turned the camera away toward the ceiling to escape, Friede’s presence was unmistakably profound.

The internet was ablaze with clips and memes of Friede’s intense fan service spread around the globe.

Dayaeng shutting off such a heat-filled stream felt like pouring a gallon of oil into a blazing fire.

For a while, the explosive chat quieted down—though tempered, it remained hot—thanks to Friede restarting her stream.

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“Ah, this is bad. Looks like it’s going to rain.”

At the sound of Jihye’s sigh as she looked up at the sky, everyone turned their heads.

Indeed, the clear sky from earlier had filled with dark clouds somewhere along the way. It wasn’t just cloudy weather; the dense humidity tinged my nose. This was definitely a sign of a downpour!

“We can’t just give up the campfire and BBQ party for a little rain.”

“Don’t worry. I’m here.”

As the gaze from the sky shifted towards me, my shoulders instinctively puffed up.

“Behold the tragic power of this body!”

I circulated the overwhelming power lying dormant within me. It rushed through my bloodstream, awakening the ancient hero’s memories engraved within my sleeping body.

As the golden power compressed in my right hand, its density grew…

“Yo!”

Swinging a holy sword-like staff, a golden light as fast as a flash of light tore through the sky and clouds.

The wind pressure from my power painted the sunset and starlit horizons in front of everyone’s eyes.

Truly, it was a sight of pure indulgence.

“Wow, bravo.”

“My goodness… what’s so pitiful about that?”

“Even crappy power like this turns into some unbalanced disaster, right, Bitch Se-hee?”

“The sky is beautiful. It even cleared away all the fine dust.”

“I think turning off the stream was a good call.”

Ahem, my self-esteem was truly soaring. Proudly, I puffed out my chest, shoulders squared.

It did feel a bit odd to have my chest highlighted like this, but in the face of such a magnificent wave of pride, it was a quickly forgotten question.

The campfire… though it wasn’t anything extravagant, we were simply lighting a stove prepared for BBQ.

Well, as long as there’s that smoky flavor, it’s all the same whether you stack wood or light up the stove.

“I’m about to start the stream, is that okay?”

“Oh, but what about Ppaeppa?”

“Deth?”

Surprised at hearing his name mentioned, Ppaeppa jumped.

Broadcasting this green frog was a bit much. Keeping him as a doll would mean he had to stay submerged during that time, which would also be cruel to Ppaeppa. The answer was ultimately just to hide.

“Ppaeppa will be holed up inside the camping car. There’s plenty to eat inside, so help yourself. Just don’t cause any trouble.”

“Deth? Bitch Se-hee, that seems too harsh…”

Ppaeppa looked shocked and was going to argue back, but then Yuli grabbed Ppaeppa’s head and spoke.

“Um, that sounds good. I worked hard to prepare, so I don’t want it to be a mess. Right? Ppaeppa?”

“Ah, y-yes, Yuli gay. I’ll hide in a corner. Ppaeppa is a good boy.”

While A-jin was setting up to restart the stream, Ppaeppa floated weakly away to hide inside the camping car. There seemed to be a hint of intimidation towards Yuli… or perhaps that was just my imagination.

Well, I should treat him to something delicious later.

“Sis, all set.”

“Ah, let’s start right away.”

Nodding, as A-jin started the broadcast, she wore a soft smile and said, “What a lovely evening.”