I’m Really Not Trying to Be Chased by the Heroine as the Villainous Playboy! – Chapter 321

Chapter 27: What a Coincidence

With the official school term starting tomorrow, tonight was probably one of the rare opportunities for everyone to have dinner together in the near future.

Alice had enthusiastically prepared a full table of dishes, but unfortunately, Charlotte was too distracted to enjoy it after hearing about the Student Council President’s harassment of Roy that morning.

“How dare she openly harass you? This so-called Student Council President is just a home-wrecker!” Charlotte slammed the table, her originally delicate little face twitching in anger, like a volcano about to erupt.

In her eyes, there were only two types of women. One type was those who were after Roy but posed no threat, like the average-looking, mediocre background girls. The other type was those who were after Roy and were a huge threat—clearly, the Student Council President belonged to the latter.

The elven girl, pausing her meal, finally swallowed her food with some difficulty and chuckled, “No, no, no, you’re overthinking it. Maybe she just came to say hello?”

Charlotte didn’t respond and shot her a disgruntled glance.

You had ulterior motives when you approached Roy, and now it’s your turn to preach?

The elven girl forced a polite smile, pretending not to notice, and went back to her meal.

At that moment, Roy consoled her, saying, “Don’t worry, I just ran into her on the way. I have nothing to do with her, and I don’t want to have anything to do with her in the future.”

With Roy saying that, Charlotte’s expression softened a bit.

But she still leaned over to the little maid and instructed, “While we’re away, you must be careful and keep that bad woman away from your master.”

“Bad woman?” Alice was taken aback, not quite understanding the concept.

“The type that’s pretty, yet nice to Roy, seems friendly but is actually very scheming; who knows what she might do to your master!” As Charlotte explained this, she secretly glanced at the nearby elven girl, causing her to furrow her brow.

Last time, she had already warned about this, but it still let that green tea elf slip through. Thinking about it, Alice didn’t seem that reliable…

After pondering for a moment, Charlotte adopted a serious expression and added emphatically, “If you don’t want to be robbed of your master by that bad woman, you must be extra careful!”

Robbed?

Catching onto that word, Alice’s gaze instantly turned icy, and she earnestly nodded, “Alice understands. I won’t let any bad women near the master!”

Charlotte nodded in satisfaction, took a sip of her tea, and finally felt relieved.

“But, what if the other party isn’t a bad woman, and genuinely wants the best for the master?”

This tricky question almost made the usually elegant and reserved princess choke on her tea.

“In that case, let Roy decide for himself.” Nia, who had finished her meal, wiped her mouth and rejoined the conversation.

She cast a benign yet humorless gaze in the boy’s direction, saying word by word, “Our Roy wouldn’t be easily fooled by beauty, right?”

“It feels like there’s a misunderstanding about me,” Roy said, a mix of amusement and exasperation. “Do you think I’m the type to fool around?”

Charlotte followed her gaze, pouting and muttering, “You better not be.”

Facing the girls’ warnings, Roy felt completely unfazed, even wanting to laugh.

It’s not that they’re after me; they want to take my kidney!

Roy genuinely had no intentions toward Leanna.

In fact, he didn’t even want to see her again.

Don’t be fooled by Leanna’s polite and graceful demeanor on the surface, as if she embodied the definition of a lady. The identity of Student Council President merely cloaked her true self—a nasty character with cruel methods. Not only did she control the dark magic faction, but she was also one of the seven wanted criminals in Academy City, known as the “Serpent-Eyed Sorceress.”

That’s right—she’s a wanted criminal! While not entirely evil, she commanded a significant amount of underworld power, definitely a gang leader.

Moreover, Leanna was the character most likely to trigger bad endings in the original story.

In those bad endings, Leanna would be severely impacted, bloodline going berserk, completely darkening, and would trap Alice forever, justifying it all with ‘love.’

Just imagining the brown-haired witch, covered in blood, red-faced as she declares her love, made Roy tremble involuntarily.

Given such a dangerous person, Roy had no desire to get close to her and wanted to avoid unnecessary conflict.

Most importantly, there was also a reversal point.

In the original story, Leanna killed “the wicked Roy” for Alice’s sake.

But today, it didn’t seem like Leanna had much interest in Alice.

Regardless, this sorceress was coming for him. He wouldn’t be foolish enough to easily fall into her trap.

No matter what she wanted to do, he would keep a stony face and distance himself as much as possible. There was no way this grand Student Council President, the “Serpent-Eyed Sorceress,” would dare to cling to him!

Want to take my kidney? Not happening!

The next day, Roy realized he had underestimated the situation.

“Student Council recruiting! Student Council recruiting!”

“Your choice will be right, my promise won’t be empty!”

“Let’s make the school better under our President’s leadership!”

On the road to school that morning, student council members were everywhere, promoting their recruitment.

With the new semester starting, apart from faction formations, the student council would officially start recruiting new members.

Different from the factions among various forces, the student council was relatively weak and less significant, avoiding conflicts entirely. Its sole purpose was to provide a shelter for neutral students.

Actually, Roy liked this kind of free, neutral organization, with no mandatory tasks; just coming in for a casual hangout every day was enough.

Provided the Student Council President wasn’t Leanna, of course.

Roy knew too well that this so-called student council consisted entirely of Leanna’s loyal dogs. Seemingly uninvolved in faction conflicts, but in reality, they used their positions to offer intelligence for her dark magical faction.

So when handed a flyer, Roy simply brushed past without even glancing at it.

Who knew these student council members were only after him? They didn’t distribute flyers elsewhere, but instead shoved them right at him!

“Student Council, care to take a look?”

“Our President is beautiful!”

“Miss a day, miss a chance; don’t let today go to waste!”

Under the barrage of flyers, even Roy couldn’t hold back anymore: “Sorry, I’m not interested!”

Seriously, are you guys running a pyramid scheme here?!

Unable to take it anymore, Roy managed to break free from the crowd.

But that was just the beginning.

As soon as break arrived, the student council members barged in again to promote. Even his homeroom teacher, Barbara, was in class praising the student council.

Being harassed the entire morning, he finally made it to lunch, only to turn around and see a group of student council members blocking the doorway again!

“Seriously, you guys are going overboard?!”

At his limit, Roy had no choice but to push open a window and jump out.

With his physique, a mere ten-meter height was nothing to him.

Looking up at the stunned student council members, Roy couldn’t help but smile.

This was just a human-wave tactic; if you have the guts, come jump with me!

Roy strolled away, finally shaking off those annoyances, heading to the cafeteria to enjoy a peaceful lunch with his little maid.

But as soon as Roy stepped into the cafeteria, got his meal, and sat down, a soft chuckle eerily rang out from behind him.

“What a coincidence, Roy. We meet again.”